Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 15, 2021

Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.

Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit

by Taking a shit June 21, 2023

Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 01, 2024

Take

capture (an opposing piece or pawn).

Black takes the rook with his bishop

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Take

The word take can be used when you really have to go to the bathroom

I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!

by ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ April 21, 2022

wow take that

When a person does something stupid you say wow take that uh.

Wow take that uh, louie ate the whole pantry

by Louie September 28, 2003

I'm not taking that

A phrase mentioned when somebody gets disrespected to the fucking ground by somebody else so much that the person saying the phrase mentions that if the person getting disrespected were them, they would beat the disrespectful person's ass.

"Mark just got his whole crib shot up. Me personally, I'm not taking that

by YouDontWantThis August 15, 2023