He looks very Split The Potato
by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 06, 2022
by zeruela June 11, 2025
The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache July 16, 2013
by Wheel Potato Kid December 28, 2020
by Chadsxlpeen September 30, 2022
a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
by orangasm February 02, 2020
"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."
by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 16, 2017