offside rule

Something every guy will ask you to define when a girl will tell them they like football.

Amanda: i like football too!!
Bryton, willy and chad in unison: OH YEAH? tell us what the offside rule is then...
Amanda: leaves

by Yeri♡ May 13, 2023

Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

The arm rule

A way to know if you need a condom size bigger than medium. By measuring your penis to your arm, if it's bigger then you need a bigger size.

Hey dad what size condom should I wear? You should use the arm rule. Oh ok

by Lee Chandler May 26, 2017

unspoken rule of armrests

when sharing armrests with a complete stranger, you should always use the front of the armrest on your left side and the back of the armrest on the right

this guy aint respecting the unspoken rule of armrests

by origami_XD September 3, 2016

Hidden Rule 101

Hidden rule 101: Only newfags refer to rule 25.

Person A "that doesn't make any sense..."
Person B "yes it does!"
Person A "...rule 25"
Person B "you dumbshit only newfags use rule 25"
Person A "whatever"
Person B "yeah its hidden rule 101"
Person A "fuck you"

by abomb_01 February 27, 2010

Rule 010

If there is an academic subject that has a utilitarian use in Computer Science, the corresponding free online bootcamp must exist.

Computer Scientist: I would be paid double if I knew Statistics! I wish I had learned about it in College
Other Computer Scientist: Try Rule 010.

by goodgamemydudes May 18, 2022

lead rule

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.

Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.

by slangctionary November 8, 2021