Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.

Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.

by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024

j

to punch another individual with great force

"Don't mess with me or I'll j you in the face!"

by dO THE LANCER rumble November 29, 2011

J*b

Referring to employment, a j*b is something only idiots have . It is censored because it scares the unemployed and is considered a slur.

Sigma: Yo bruh wanna flicker munt all day today?
Fucking retarded loser: Nah bruh i got a j*b

by albanianfungus12 June 12, 2025

Angus J

A male with a penis longer and thicker than one can possibly imagine, and has an incredible ass made of steel that woman literally drool for.

"Holy shit look at that guy over there i can see his huge penis from here, he must be an Angus J"

by DarylWittener123 July 7, 2023

/j

HALEY IT MEANS JOKING AND IN A JOKING TONE AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE IT I SWEAR.

-lu

“i hate people who are so funny and carry all the jokes /j” (coming from someone who is funny)

by luluhawk October 7, 2022

chasing the j

Sexual act between two males whereby one male blows semen into the others ass

Dude! Eoghan and Kedzie were chasing the j last night

by eoghan j September 24, 2017

J-Vege

a mixture of shredded carrots, shredded red and green cabbage usually coming with a meal containing fries or wedges

can you get me some J-Vege

by smoked fish November 27, 2022