one eyed parrot

putting your wang on ones shoulder

while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.

by Wanker Willy July 4, 2006

old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

by Tornado69 May 10, 2006

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

by boggler December 28, 2005

lift one cheek

When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.

"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."

by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008

doing one more

1. the alarm blares. you want just one more hour of sleep. you do one more.

2. you get out of class and have some homework to do before your next class, which is in 30 minutes. you do twenty-eight more.

3. you take a nap at 3pm for no reason. your friends want you to get up to grab some dinner at 6pm. you tell them you'll be right out. then you do 3 more.

"Yo Starr! Can you just do the Work Cited?"
"Sure! I'm just going to do one more, then go pumpkin picking, then do 5 more, then I'll start"

"Yo Doc! Time to get up!"
"Nooooo! Please! Just one more! PLEASE!"
"He's doing one more."

by Andrew SON! December 9, 2007

Jimmy One Time

A random bro who comes into a conversation/party univited and gets the look of disgust. In other words, THAT GUY

Who the fuck is this jimmy one time?

by rudy gay December 27, 2008

One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.

My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.

by Robin...hood January 29, 2009