Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!

A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.

by Rwruff November 19, 2016

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prison crack

A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show

Ayo peaches gimme summa dat prison crack

by Bigmacmeal December 11, 2017

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MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

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Gut crack

A gut crack is the butt crack formation of excessive bellybutton fat. It’s when a person is so fat and they have such a massive gut that their bellybutton area forms what looks like a butt crack.

If you have a gut crack then you should wear a shirt when you’re at the beach.

by Dr. Cass April 09, 2024

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