birdz.sk 

A Slovak community web portal mainly for teenagers, currently without possibility of registering new accounts and occupied with people in their mid-30s.

Mom: How did you two meet?
A: birdz.sk
B: Shhhh Shut up! We met in BDSM club, mom.

P: Oh no! There are caterpillars in my penis!
Friend: Write about it on birdz.sk!

birdz.sk by problemiqqq December 28, 2020

Birdfucker 

Someone who is sexually and romantically attracted to birds. Like a furry, but for the avian species.

Ciara: Hey check out this game where I can simulate dating a pigeon! I play it for hours!

Joey: You’re a birdfucker, Ciara

Birdfucker by Matt Peracchi February 11, 2021

Darkie Birds 

Crows, other dark toned un-pleasant animals (specifically birds in this case) to be around.

1: Hey! Look! Its a flock of birds, oh how lovely!

2: Oh no! Its darkie birds!

1: Oh....yeah....

Darkie Birds by Trutch November 20, 2009

The birds are hungry 

A phrase commonly used to signify that one will not get any left over food. The meaning is that instead of giving leftover food to the person asking for it, you would rather scrape it outside for the birds to eat.

Guy 1: Hey can I have your leftovers?
Guy 2: The birds are hungry.

The birds are hungry by kingk3050 June 13, 2013

Timmies birds 

Timmies birds,
Literally what KFC Noelle and Diluc cook.

Venti: Diluc why are these chicken wings so... monstadt-like?!
Diluc: Oh yeah, I used Timmies birds.
Timmie: YOU DID WHAT?

Timmies birds by ventizhat April 11, 2021

Birmingham Birdhouse 

Having anal sex after placing your shaved pubes on a girl's ass resulting in a bird's nest in her ass

After shaving his pubes in the shower, Sean collected them and asked his girl if she wanted a Birmingham Birdhouse.

Birmingham Birdhouse by Go low April 26, 2017

birdish 

1. An act that is absolutely and unforgivably embarrassing.

2. Can also describe an individual who is a low-life and lame.

Origins: Comes from the origins of peasant, which inevitably over time became pheasant. Only natural that it become birdish.

John: (makes an incredibly bad golf shot)

Earl: That was downright birdish!

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Susie: What is a Dutch Master?

Kelly: Silly girl, it's only America's premier smoking apparatus don't be birdish.

birdish by Pipeline Layer August 17, 2010