out of your head

1. Crazy
2. Well drunk
3. When your're really high

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2. Person 1: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
Person 2. You're out of your head!
3. Dude, i'm out of my head...

by bluesonic August 10, 2006

"Your and You're" Disease

The, "Your and You're" Disease (YYD) is obtained when one is bemused whether to utilize "your" or "you're" to their statement or an interrogatory question as an example. "Your" is a possession, used to describe one's property or item. "You're" is a contraction for the words, "You are", although it does not matter which one is selected from "You're" and "You are". Many may attain this syndrome if they are exposed to:

- Social media memes

- The repetition of others typing wrong from right

- Lack of education

There are no known antibiotics nor medicinal syrups and pills to dispose of this disease, but there are a few procedural actions one may do to reduce the disease in general so it is barely noticed by others.

- Get a grammar book

- Learn from others

- Get an education

Person A.) Hey, your getting robbed.

Person B.) It seems your brain has already been stolen.

Person C.) Now that's some acute "Your and You're" Disease!

by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014

Hold Your Dick

Wait. Plain and simple. Acceptable mixed gender alternative is "hold your donkey". Either way, it's #HYD.

Bruce: Gary, carry my beer to the car.
Gary: Bruce, hold your dick, I'll be right there.

by Birdie#697 July 29, 2014

Close your eyes

What someone says before they kidnap you

Close your eyes its ook

by Urcat February 15, 2019

Oy it's your boy

A hip way to say "I'm here"

Oy it's your boy, I brought the chips!

by Chuck2825 February 21, 2017

get on your horse

to quicken a pace of walking

jog, or run

We have to get there quicker, get on your horse!

by NotJaredFogle May 16, 2016

smell your dick

A figurative term meaning to check if someone is being honest. Comes from Riskay 's song "Smell Yo Dick" about checking for infidelity, but has since come into usage in a business setting.

Jimmy: "So we are giving you exclusive access to this special deal for $35k since you are our absolute favorite client."
Peter: "Johnson, can you call up Willy from Cox-Zucker and see what they were offered?"
Jimmy: "Wait, what? You don't trust me?"
Johnson: "Willy confirms an offer of $29k."
Jimmy: "Well I never! That's preposterous!"
Peter: " Sorry buddy, had to go ahead and smell your dick on this one. And it stinks. Well, so much for this deal. Later, Jimmy."

by Nicholas D May 17, 2016