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Jesus

A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.

I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.

I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.

I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022
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Jesu

It is nickname for Jesus the God of Christianity

To make God more private to you or feel connection with him
by Xvinish June 23, 2024
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Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
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Jesus

Son of God, loves endlessly, died for our sins. always forgiving.
john 3:16
i’m sorry for being such a jerk.”
“it’s ok, i forgive you and Jesus does too.”
by lovedbytheSonofGod October 1, 2022
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Jesus

Someone who everyone on this site should learn about. He would very much so like if you were to go to church. Thank You 🙏.
Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior
by Please Just Go To Church February 1, 2023
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Jesus

Anna: Jesus is trans.
Transphobic Christians: NO, HE ISN'T!!!! 😭😭😭😭
by pangenderbitch November 27, 2021
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