Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

Better-in-law

When you like your in-laws more than your parents.

I can’t wait to go to my better-in-laws for the weekend.

by Skik24 March 25, 2022

By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022

In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 28, 2022

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022

Law of Sevens

The theory that when asked to rate something on a scale 1-10, people disproportionately answer "7." Most common in rating people's appearance but applies to all facets of life.

Tony: She's cute -- probably a 7 out of 10.
Jack: Are you sure you're not succumbing to the Law of Sevens?
Tony: You're right, I'd say she's an 8.

by Blue Collar Bandit February 4, 2022

self-in-law

Spouse (wife or husband).

My self-in-law is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022