“Guys discord is a serious profession, and I love to give people chocolate oranges.” Is often bald and assaults people with peanut butter sandwiches and AK-47’s. “It’s actually a Type-58 Assult rifle!” Thinks plane crazy is the best game to exist after minion run, hates the Chinese and always assumes he’s the smartest despite his bean shaped head and pea sized brain.
“How do you not know what a Chinook is?” - Ryan Edwards
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”
by Bigfardballer69 June 15, 2022

my friend who i've been crushing on for 8 months. everything about him is perfect. his fluffy red hair, his minecraft obsession, the fact he agrees with everything i say.
by spatula stan May 30, 2021

by ponylover100 February 16, 2020

Boys who are called Ryan can usually be smart, funny and kind. They can make you laugh effortlessly, and leave you with a massive grin on your face. He can always brighten up your day and give you butterflies without even trying. If you ever fall in love with a boy named Ryan, never let him go. He is one in a million and will treat you like a Queen.
by jumpingjunipers November 22, 2021

He is a mysterious guy who would make you feel in love. However, he kept his secrets to his own. You would not understand him sometimes but he will surely love you. You may question his loyalty because he tends to be very busy with his work.
by Lbalvarez June 8, 2021

Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

by Dark knight 07 March 10, 2017
