Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
by Mr_Mcmister December 9, 2023
Get the Cube Peoplemug. Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).
It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
Get the Italian and Indigenous People Daymug. people who don't wanna season their damn food, who make all this weird stuff on tiktok that probably gets them arrested, wps man..
Tyrone: This chicken tastes bland as shit
Jarquavious: Yeah, there's a bunch of white people in that kitchen
Jarquavious: Yeah, there's a bunch of white people in that kitchen
by Tatatrap December 3, 2022
Get the White Peoplemug. by ROCKARD November 8, 2020
Get the SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)mug. by Waveo 06 November 2, 2020
Get the Bully people above 6ftmug. A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?
The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014
Get the Secret Society of Lobster Peoplemug. Other people "YoU nEeD tO cArE mOrE aBoUt OtHeR pEoPlE!!!"
Hym "But... YOU'RE 'other people'... You... You want me to care... more about YOU?" 🤨
Other people 😐 "Yes. And do what we want you to do."
Hym 🤨 "You...You see how... Ok. So, to YOU, I'M 'other people.' "
Other people 😐 "And?"
Hym "Sooo... Why don't you try caring more about ME (as other people) and doing what I want YOU to do?"
Other people 🤬 "You're a selfish narcissist!! You need to care more about us!!!"
Hym "So... Jesus Christ 😩+🤦+🤏 So, I start caring about you and doing what you want. At what point do you begin to care about me and start doing what I want?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Is that not a thing that happens?"
Other people "Not everything needs to be about you." 😐
Hym "Will anything EVER be about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "............... Just going to fuckin stand there and look at me, huh? When do 'other people' start to care about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Yeah, ok... Alright... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here... I... I don't see what I have to gain from caring about you."
Other people"You're egocentric."
Hym 🤦 "That's... That's not a response to the thing I said... Ok. I don't see this going anywhere. No. I'm not doing that."
Hym "But... YOU'RE 'other people'... You... You want me to care... more about YOU?" 🤨
Other people 😐 "Yes. And do what we want you to do."
Hym 🤨 "You...You see how... Ok. So, to YOU, I'M 'other people.' "
Other people 😐 "And?"
Hym "Sooo... Why don't you try caring more about ME (as other people) and doing what I want YOU to do?"
Other people 🤬 "You're a selfish narcissist!! You need to care more about us!!!"
Hym "So... Jesus Christ 😩+🤦+🤏 So, I start caring about you and doing what you want. At what point do you begin to care about me and start doing what I want?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Is that not a thing that happens?"
Other people "Not everything needs to be about you." 😐
Hym "Will anything EVER be about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "............... Just going to fuckin stand there and look at me, huh? When do 'other people' start to care about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Yeah, ok... Alright... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here... I... I don't see what I have to gain from caring about you."
Other people"You're egocentric."
Hym 🤦 "That's... That's not a response to the thing I said... Ok. I don't see this going anywhere. No. I'm not doing that."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
Get the Other peoplemug.