cat penis

an unbelievably small penis, used as an insult to other friends.

Dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night
Bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat penis of yours.
Dave: WTF
(People across from dave and bill):snicker LOL!

by bobLOL January 3, 2009

Negro Penis

Exceptionally long appendage of the negro species. Stealing all the thickest white girls since 1863.

"I'm so sick of Negro Penis stealing all the baddies"
"I know man, my asian weiner is vastly inferior."
"BUT I LOVE NEGRO PENIS" -every starbucks and ugg wielding wildbooty sexpot ever

by Br(i?)an the mighty November 18, 2014

bleached penis

A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.

I like Asian cocks better cause, bleached penis is not my type...

by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012

Penis theory

Penis theory is a catch phrase used when a male person does something, says something, or just behaves in a certain way that is attributable to nearly ALL men. These actions and behaviors are usually pointless, without significance, or increase stress or work and most females would never act this way. This phrase is most often used in a negative aspect by females in response to these frustrating behaviors exhibited by men.

My husband wont stop and ask directions: "Penis Theory".
The toilet seat is up: "penis theory"
Six trips to the grocery store due to lack of a list: "penis theory".
Speeding up and passing someone then slowing down in front of them thereby wasting gas and showing off: "penis theory".
Constantly flipping tv channels: "Penis theory".

by Future novelist July 20, 2011

sikh penis

A Sikh penis is always uncircumcised, often with a tight foreskin and untrimmed pubes. The uncut foreskin and hair is supposed to give Sikh men more power.

Look, a big brown cock with a tight foreskin! I bet that cock is a Sikh penis.

by Singhboy November 1, 2013

Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.

Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

penis cheese

An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.

I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.

by Frogboy November 7, 2007