Penis in a toster 

"penis in a toster" is a tern for people illegally dealing shrek nudes.

person1: yeah im a penis in a toster
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.

Penis in a toster by glitchy_box December 2, 2021

Penis Silk

Penis silk is a rare delicacy. To produce, one must plug the urethra prior to ejaculation, and then maintain the erection while allowing the ejaculate to dry inside the penis.

Once dried, the plug is removed and the silk is pulled, like floss from a container.

Often served wrapped around a buttery biscuit and a hot bowl of mung.

Honey, let's make some penis silk for the Thanksgiving rolls.

Penis Silk by Hot Dillz December 4, 2021

Penis Slay

Someone who be looking like a fine penis

Sheesh man! U be looking so penis slay today!

Penis Slay by Your Vaginaaa January 18, 2022

Penis gobbler 

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

Penis gobbler by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

penis cummer 

a person who lurks under boys beds and cuts a hole under there ass and get to the dick to lick

jacks dick was gone the next day he saw it was the penis cummer...

penis cummer by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Penis Firewall 

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.

Penis Firewall by Phil H. February 9, 2022

Penis Pony 

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

Penis Pony by Exsiq March 22, 2022