Pengu's Law

Whenever you have any semblance of happiness, you must have something happen to you that makes to more depressed than u started.
I came up with Pengu's Law as a joke... and now my depression is just skyrocketing
by Pengu28 April 01, 2022
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Goober x Law

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..
by bootyconsumer777 March 14, 2024
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HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.
Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room
by Helperofheight April 15, 2022
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Samito’s Law

Any discussion regarding Overwatch balance will inevitably lead to the topic of 6v6
Sam: “Supports are too oppressive and tanks are weak! Bring back 6v6!”

SVB: “Samito’s Law has taken effect.”
by Samitoschair March 16, 2024
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
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Smurfy's Law

Any competitive game(or lobby) that can have smurfs, will have smurfs.

Smurfy's law describes the fact that in any game where players compete, and the game has any kind of matchmaking system, there will be high level players that deliberately place into lower levels so they can more easily win.
Person 1: Man, I play this game for fun and to relax. I can't believe there are people smurfing in casual!

Person 2: You know how it is. Smurfy's Law.
by Isuldor Nagan February 07, 2021
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amauriona’s Law

"The 'Amaurionas Law' makes it illegal to be big back, messy, and unattractive."
You look a mess today your disobeying amauriona’s Law.
by #kobehatepage May 21, 2024
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