type impediment

A condition afflicting a person, who, through slovenliness or malcoordinated sausage fingers, cannot type a coherent sentence for their lives.

The life of a man haunted by his type impediment..
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?

by royston white May 15, 2014

ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015

Relationship impact

Can be used for a newly found relationship or a really bad break up, its basicly either when a friend has just gotten into a relationship and WILL NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THERE FUCKING PARTNER or, when they break up and it wwIII, they will eye eachother out, get there friends involved and start a massive facebook fight THAT WILL SPAM YOUR NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBOBLY THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE GETTING TAGED IN THIS SHIT!

1) damn it, stacy gonna ask out tim and were gonna get the relationship impact because we put up with her shit
2) watch out, tim just cheated on stacy, prepare for the relationship impact

by Mishamisha June 4, 2015

The Impossible Quiz

a really hard quiz that has insane logic

I can't believe Randy finished the Impossible Quiz!

by The Interesting Genius July 1, 2015

4th-impacticitis

A new virus that has infected millions of people around the world. Symptoms include watching 4th Impact YouTube videos over & over again, checking every 2 minutes for news updates in the internet, tweeting all day and all night, insomnia, brain fog, laughing & crying at the same time, etc. No known cure at this time. Research studies are ongoing to find a cure for this disease.

Boss: Ann Anne, what is going on, why r u always tired ? And ur coming to work late everyday? Me: I'm sick. I have 4th-impacticitis.

by Ann Anne October 14, 2016

flirt impediment

The obstruction to flirtation practices.

The girl has a flirt impediment.

by Ryryboo2 September 3, 2016

Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.

My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.

by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016