Definitions by Gillybean

ego impaired 

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

ego impaired by Gillybean February 22, 2015

benny wet fart 

When one decides to pass gas from their anus and it happens to be slightly moist, elaving a brownish spray of poo in their panties.
Named after Benny, who did the wettest farts in the world. Can also be shortened purely to Benny

"Oh no, I think I just did a Benny. Quick, check my pants!"

benny wet fart by GillyBean May 7, 2005

perchu 

Created by three board school children in manchester who created this word to describe each other.

Used to discribe someone that has done something stupid or who is being an annoying little bugger.

someone: is your birthday really a national holiday.

Me: cause its not you little perchu i was winding you up.

perchu by gillybean February 23, 2005