cum knuckle

What one usually has after masterbation and proper containment techniques where not utalized.

U'h oh, oh shit, I got cum knuckle.

by The Green Monkie September 8, 2004

Cum Gum

When a girl/guy is sucking sumone's dick and they have gum in there mouth.. that gum is called cum gum.. because there is cum in the gum.. and u continue to chew it!

LOL!! she has cum gum in her mouth.

by amber martin <3 December 12, 2004

Cum Bucket

A term used to describe the garbage disposal unit in one's room that largely serves to collect cum saturated tissues. Usually has distinct musty odour that females can't resist.

"Hey man it's your turn to collect the garbage..."

"Well get your cum bucket then."

by KinHouse January 22, 2009

cum trap

a word used to describe a woman is a whore.

that jenny is a real cum trap

by skullman June 23, 2006

Cum Dumpster

A total douche bag; a barnacle on the ass of society; will have sex with anything that moves, insuring that he will indeed reproduce and supply the world with miniature cum dumpsters that will live the same glorious life as their father, starting the cycle anew.

Lil' Meat? yeah, he's a total cum dumpster.

by BalloonMerchant March 11, 2009

cum slurpy

A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.

His wife exclaimed, " Wow, I can't believe I married a Cum Slurpy ! "

When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.

by speckled platypus May 24, 2010

Cum Brains

When a man blows his load into a girls ear and she gets a massive migraine.

After 28 stright hours of oral, I think ill give her cum brains.

by asdfjkl'; June 12, 2005