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Jelly-Bagging

Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.
I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.
by DFLB November 3, 2014
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Bagging a honey

Having a girl ready to get intimate and close to you with your charm.
Friend: So how's it going with the ladies? Haven't heard of you bagging a honey recently..
Man: Yo homie good timing! I just bagged this honey in my class last week.
Friend: The dime you went to movies with?
Man: That's right my dawg, she even made me breakfast the next day!
by Lyricsta March 3, 2016
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Poké-bag

A douche bag running around everywhere catching fictitious characters on the

Pokémon Go app.
I couldn't even enjoy the park today with all of the obnoxious Poké-bags
running about.
by DTMusic July 11, 2016
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Bag bomb

A "Bag Bomb" is when a male lifts his ball sack and drops it on the forehead of a person laying down! Sleeping or awake.
Frick'n eh! Teresa is sleeping on the couch again. I'm gonna "BAG BOMB" her!
by Whistle'n Dixie February 12, 2020
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Space bagging

Taking the bag out of boxed wine, usually resting it on your shoulder, and drinking from the tap like a straw.

When taken out of the box bags of wine look like bags that astronaut meals cone in.

Also a Capri Sun is a virgin space bag.
After space bagging all night Becky was lit.
by Diesel Dustin July 27, 2022
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Rape Bags

Due to being raped repeatedly as a youth or teenager. Could develop in both men and women leads bags under eyes and mild swelling or puffiness under the eyes. They're common as you age and the tissues around your eyes weaken, including some of the muscles supporting your eyelids. Fat that helps support the eyes can then move into the lower eyelids.

This gives 80% chance bring trapped throughout their horrible existence as rape trophy.
Betty's always in the mirror trying to put makeup on to cover her rape bags so she can appear to be somebody else.

Dude let's follow her, she has gnarly rape bags we can both hit it no problem.
by anonymous September 11, 2022
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Duck Bag

One who smuggles ducks in a bag for later use in their personal pleasures.
"We all know that guy is 100% a duck bag
by Gavin456b February 10, 2020
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