danish windmill job

When three chicks take turns on your knob, one after the other; while one is working on the penis, the other two are performing analingus and/or sucking on your testicles.

Spring break was awesome! I got my first Danish Windmill Job ... it was better than I expected.

by Fipi Lele January 25, 2008

pop rocks job

When a girl or guy performs oral sex with pop rocks are present in there mouth.

Dude Briana gave me a pop rocks job(P.R.J.) last night.

by Arthur & Hank September 8, 2007

Frosty Mitten Job

A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens

Hey why are you smiling so big?

Cuz, I just got my first Frosty Mitten Job

by manswer April 29, 2009

like it's my job

to do something excessively, repeatedly, or to an extent that it becomes one's trademark

alyssa is such an alcoholic. she drinks likes it's her job.

by shut up die March 24, 2004

Thug Blow Job

A really angry or aggressive blow job that would leave you genitalia with visible damage and swelling. You wouldn't be able to have two thug blow jobs on consecutive days without the need for surgery.

"Bro, I'm struggling to wear my boxer shorts today"

"Why dude?"

"Got jiggy with a bitch last night and hoe give me a Thug Blow Job!"

by Papa Mase June 7, 2014

chinese blow job

when someone gets on top of you

holds you down by force

then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it

"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"

by katwoman88 March 3, 2015

Shitty Job Creator

A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.

Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.

While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.

“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”

“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”

by flashwildecard May 1, 2015