Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

Take a trump

I heard it was to take a 10 to 15 miniute shit or dump, Turns out it's to flust a country down the tubes and pretend it never happended. "It wasn't me it was you"

Hay you look constipated and have have a shitty attitude, how about you "Take a trump"

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom

Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa

by Unahya December 12, 2020

Breathe-Taking

A term used to describe only the most beautiful things in the world. This term should be used every time you refer to Kimmy specifically.

Kimberly is absolutely breathe-taking!

by ScubaSteve31 December 16, 2020

Breathe-Taking

A term commonly used to describe something too beautiful to comprehend. By definition this is Kimmy.

Kimmy is absolutely breathe-taking

by ScubaSteve31 December 17, 2020

Take a Dale

A form of bowel movement or shart.

Good friends talk about there sex lives. Best friends talk about taking a dale.
Live, laugh, take a dale!
I took a dale today!
Coffee makes me dale

by Imajewmoney December 17, 2020

Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 21, 2020