when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the five second rulemug. A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.
by MinekindHD October 23, 2019
Get the Gamer Rule 2964mug. Of all the artists that pretended to be his best friend in the late 90's and early 2000's, not one of them came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Not Jasper-Z, not DMX the bring it to the yard dude, none of those guys were going to stand up to 50 cent, it was almost like they enjoyed seeing Ja Rule spiral downward, it was like they ordered popcorn for the show. You wouldn't really want guys like DMX or Jay-Z by your side if 50 cent walked in to the bar ready to fight somebody in real life if their real life behavior is anything like what they do with their "friend" in the music industry.
Ja rule is the kind of guy nobody who knew him remembers now, and if they weren't alive or were young (single digit years) around the millenium, they most likely never even heard of the guy. He had about five minutes if that much in the spotlight then nobody heard from him since.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
Get the Ja rulemug. If a woman has screenshot a guy’s message and sent it to:
1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.
She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.
1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.
She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Three screenshot rulemug. A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.
“Why didn’t he come to training today.”
“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”
“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”
by Que Bola Asere January 9, 2024
Get the Rumple Minze Rulesmug. when in an IRC chat room, the moderator bans you for whatever reason he pleases(usually a good one though)
by JP189512 July 23, 2014
Get the rule 7'dmug. by anonymous January 21, 2021
Get the 1 year rulemug.