Lmfao i'm dead 💀

A superior way to express that you're dying of laughter, or you're faking it because the thing you saw didn't make you laugh at all so you're being ironic by saying this phrase.

Alex: Lmao, look at this meme.

Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀

Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀

by yourlocalgoat234567890 January 22, 2023

dead annoying

someone who is being extremely annoying and you want them to stfu ..

Person 1: *Talking bullshit and talking too much*
Person 2: yooo you dead annoying shutup like damn

by cry7e1g March 19, 2022

dead

dead. You don't live anymore

guy(1): is he dead?

guy(2): yup he is dead

by hehe barn February 13, 2020

cassie is dead womp womp

Derek Feeds the dog chocolate and it subsequently dies

Oh god sake derek cassie is dead womp womp

by Kirkwall Place September 8, 2025

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

dead

T-series

"T-series is dead"

by optimusprime3000 May 26, 2019

Dead haps

something being boring or "dead"
Haps meaning happenings

damn bruh, this shits dead haps

by lilaussieboy February 2, 2024