The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache July 16, 2013
by Jankey J March 08, 2023
by Yee_Enjoyer June 19, 2024
Someone who doesn't understand what heart hands are who doesn't want to get in trouble for saying the word Slut.
Another way of saying "I love you"
Another way of saying "I love you"
by laceysmom February 16, 2023
by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022
a racial slur meaning someone stinks so much that they are a complete and utter slob- so lazy they wont even wash
do your teetho potato
by beverly croydon December 14, 2020
by Fjjfrjdh newejjx July 03, 2017