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Wet Lampshade

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...
by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010
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Wet Sparkle

When a woman squirts on your chest or upper body.
Destiny gave him a "wet sparkle"!
by Sparkle King April 24, 2019
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Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.
Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.
by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023
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WET DOUCHE

wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY
SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE
by lesser of 2 eviles September 2, 2015
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Wet Charlie

Im gonna give you a wet charlie if you give me a wet willy
by Wetcharliegiver April 1, 2025
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wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”
by Howie Doon September 18, 2021
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wet stick

wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to
“i made them a playlist
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”
by ilovecheese6969 July 20, 2022
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