Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.

Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"

by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021

Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars

Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Moscow Two Step

When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.

“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”

“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”

“Bet!!”

by Asian Obama October 1, 2022

two left thumbs

An expression referring to someone who is bad at video games. Derived from the common idiom “Two left feet” which means someone who’s bad at dancing.

I was struggling to play the new video game. I have two left thumbs.

by mauriziaH July 4, 2021

To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

by Totwotoomuch January 4, 2023

two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.

"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"

by Wing Master Ding January 16, 2007

Plus two maneuver

The process of making your manhood feel more meaty by digital (finger) enhancement. The male places is middle and pointer finger along the top of the shaft and inserts all three as one gerthy package.

Chad: "How did that hoe-bag Tiffany like your pencil dick John?"
John: "I just busted out that plus two maneuver that you used on me last week."

by Doctor Poops April 12, 2017