2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021

Rule 34 b.

It's the alternative of rule 34 "if something exists, there's porn of it". This rule also add "if something exists, there's a fanfiction of it"

Person a: I can't believe there's a fanfic about Ben Shapiro
Person b: it's the Internet rule 34 b.

by WorthlessSouda March 23, 2022

Prostitute rules

you fuck it, you pay for it

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.

by Robadong October 19, 2017

North Korean Rule

also known as "North Korean Law" a rule that is not very lenient and restricts people from doing many things

California has a lot of North Korean rules

by TokenIranian August 5, 2016

Rule #72

If it exists, the woke “racist” inquisition has peer-reviewed it. And if they haven’t yet, they will.

Perfectly in accordance with rule #72, my wife just Googled “Is sleep racist?” ...turns out it is.

by MemeMeister+9000 May 2, 2021

The Chinatsu Rule

A conversational rule mandating that each negative statement regarding something's aspect must be accompanied by a positive statement regarding that same thing. This is to avoid being perceived as bitchy.

"I really hate this burger. However, according to the Chinatsu rule, at least they did throw ketchup, mustard, and even cheese on it."

by abracadabra1434 August 14, 2021

freshman rule

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.

Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?

by LadThings April 19, 2017