jizz monkey

A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.

Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.

by Luigigreen nuts April 28, 2017

Braindead monkey

Hosen

Hosen is a braindead monkey

by 8————) January 18, 2018

monkey nod

When one lowers and raises their head quickly to a monkey, as in agreement or acknowledgement.

J always performs the monkey nod when responding to his monkey friend.

by MonkeyBoy8 October 21, 2011

Monkey Slut

Monkey slut is a profane word that was originated in Australia. The word defines for, "Fucking Nigger".

Atef - "Hmm do you JeRk?!"
Fungus Man - "Stfu monkey slut"

by Atef Lord February 14, 2021

monkey genetics

Is the study of intelligent monkeys evolution to a unintelligent nigger

Here at the zoo is the monkey exhibit where the adult monkeys will evolve into a retarded nigger who will live off the government and be in and out of prison. That's why we are studying monkey genetics to try and stop anymore of this happening.

by Dr Niggèr August 11, 2022

tarder monkeys

to be used like the saying "darn it" when you forget something, or you are frustrated

Tarder monkeys! I forgot my homework.

by Natalie March 7, 2004

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005