Bhatt's Law

As any discussion grows longer, the probability of a brahmin sneeding about BR Ambedkar or Dalits approaches 1.

4 comments in Sasanka enacts Bhatt's law and starts sneeding about dalits

by cybermarsey February 11, 2023

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Valmaine's Law

Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.

Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.

... Valmaine's Law :)

by TamaT543 December 13, 2012

listo's law

Listo's law: Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it.

Were smoke out and if anybody ask...Shut your mouth and dont talk about it. "Listo's law" ok but but but... Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it. Ok

by lalake tt ko July 29, 2018

Yung Laws

A skank from Ontario who used to sneaky link with Roy. She posts slutty TikToks with her tits hanging out to get attention from middle aged men but likes it most when she gets it from her "Robby Wobby." Their most recent hookup was inside a Harris Teeter grocery store but the relationship ended after Roy decided she was getting too old

"Hm! I can't wait until March 28th, 2025 when WE are going to take Yung Laws to the Eiffel Tower!"
-Roy

by Big Barth October 15, 2025

Law of Cosines

the worst shit you could ever witness in solving oblique triangles; more painful than Law of Sine.

“Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”

“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”

Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C

Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)

cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab

by kumicakes September 23, 2025

sibling law

When mom and dad refuse to get involved with sibling problems and the siblings take action

“I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**

by LGG000 October 20, 2019