by Ya boi 7777 June 22, 2022
Get the Jack Peeversmug. by suckmywinkle April 6, 2020
Get the Jack Cleggmug. 1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't
2.) A completely useless tool
2.) A completely useless tool
1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack
by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022
Get the ass jackmug. This is the scariest thing I will ever tell you, I’m scaring the shit out of my self just thinking abt it. You make me so happy. Meeting u was one of the best choices of my life, I want to spend every second of the rest of my life with you, the little things and the big, I want to wake up next to you. I want to sleep in the same bed with you. I know I’m young and that this will never have a good chance of working out, but this is the most real thing I’ve felt in my whole life. It scares me, confuses me, and brings me so much joy. Jack Langford I’m falling in love with you. I love you. And it might be some dumb teenage faze but I hope it’s not. Just thinking abt the times we are together and the memories we have make me so damn happy. I can look at you and have a smile on my face for hours. I love talking to you and I trust you with my life even tho I shouldn’t. It scares the shit out of me that you have the power to hurt me so easily. I hope that this time you won’t. I would do anything for us to actually be able to be together. All I want is to see u whenever I want, be with you everyday. But of course in this fucked up world that we live in, faith let us meet, but chose to not let us be together. If seeing you means I get everything taken away, I would see you in a second. Jack, your the best and worst thing that’s happened to my life, but I wouldn’t change one of my decisions that I made.
by Bigdickdaddy911 May 4, 2018
Get the jack langfordmug. Jacking off is a very popular sport in the men's community. Sometimes girls can participate but they don't have dicks. Sometimes it is compared to fishing
by SpunchKnob Shitpants April 8, 2023
Get the Jacking Offmug. A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A plumber jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a plumber jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023
Get the plumber jackmug. Jack the stripper was an 18th-century living man who was the first to call himself a trans gender. Therefore, the word trans gender comes from him because we always think of women as man first when we think of genders, and therefore it is the trans because jack the stripper was first a man and became a woman afterwards.
A: Did u heard about jack the stripper ?
B: No.
A: He was the first trans gender and is also the namesake of it.
B: No.
A: He was the first trans gender and is also the namesake of it.
by dick nick November 22, 2018
Get the jack the strippermug.