house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.

Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."

by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025

Housed

To have inhaled food.

Did you see Lindsey? She housed that watermelon.

by Donnie23 May 25, 2017

Chowder house

When at least 3 men cum inside all of a woman's holes.

My bros and I gave some slut a chowder house last night, she was begging for it.

by anonymous May 10, 2023

House of Hypocrisy

A term used by Texas Republican Congressman John Carter after Congress censured Joe Wilson for his 2010 "You Lie" comment, but not Charlie Rangel for his tax problems

Nancy Pelosi's Congress is a House of Hypocrisy.

by StoogeWatcher August 21, 2010

H is for House

A house that serves conditions.

H is for house gamags glem

by Vivansh June 28, 2022

Mama Fu's Asian House

an Austin. TX based fast casual Asian concept that combines traditional Asian cuisine with a bit of Texas flair.

Mama Fu's Asian House specializes in freshly prepared, made-to-order Asian comfort food! Dine-in, Takeout

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023