Double Stuffin Muffin

When a Slammy (SlamWhore,Slampig,Original Cowgirl,or ButtHole Whore) Is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an O.S. (Original Scumbag/Male) with his Hammer of a Dong in her snatch, while another O.S. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his RamRod right in the Slammies rectum.

Double Peneatration the Scummy way.

O.S.#1:"Damn Slammy the way you ride my Sledge is Slamtastic!, You deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?"
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"

The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin

by SkumBag8 November 15, 2010

Double track

Accidentally snorted two lines of cocaine at once. Derived from railway lines / rail roads / rail track

Oh shit! I just did a double track!

by Hashtagger January 1, 2011

Double Smash

When you get hammered/drunk/wasted/faded/blitzed and engage in frivelous activities with a fat chick resulting in climax for at least one of you.

You drunkenly walk out of a room, throw your hands in the air and yell "DOUBLE SMASH!"

by SlipperySerpent January 15, 2011

Double FedEx

A game, usually played my middle-schoolers. When you see a truck pulling two FedEx Cargo Crates, you punch the nearest person to you and say, "Double FedEx"

Joey: "Double FedEx"

*punches Mike*
Mike: "Dude! Wtf!"

by XxReaper454xX January 21, 2011

double digit legit

When a couple have been in a relationship long enough, they reach a time when they have been dating for double digit months. Ex: 10 months.

Sam-How long have you and Josh been dating?

Haleigh-Josh and I have been dating for almost ten months.

Sam-That's almost double digit legit!

by iloveke$ha41610 February 24, 2011

Double Fifth Drunk

There is waisted and just drunk out of your mind but this is a whole other level of crazy drunkiness, this is getting so drunk its like you have drank two fifths to yourself. At this drunkin point it seems you are almost completely invisible to cops and any other person that is not the same level of "Double Fifth Drunk" as you are. This is when you are able to top your car out on sketchy roads (while drinking more), drive through parks, shoplift a ridiculous amount of items from stores, rail that girl your swore you would never think about sober.

Shit man i just got done with finals this week I'm getting double fifth drunk for sure tonight!!!

by envizbl May 19, 2011

Double unentendre

When you unintendingly say something that can be taken in a dirty (double entendre) but you mean't it in a clean way

Guy:Man you're really pwning me at this game I take it you know your way around a joystick

Girl:What are you trying to say...

Guy:Oops Double unentendre

by Gentleneal September 4, 2011