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vagina-voiced

adjective: an individual, typically a woman, whose voice is high-pitched and irritating – exactly what vaginas would sound like if they could talk. This ear-piercing speaking technique is used most often by Asian women, particularly the ching-chong ching-chong variant: Koreans, Chinese, Japanese. This phenomenon is also observed in Southeast Asians and Latinas. This type of voice is very common in Japanese porn and Korean aegyo. They think they're cute doing it but they sound like toddlers throwing a tantrum.

synonym: boses-kiki
That substitute teacher, Ling Ling, was so vagina-voiced that I could hear her three classrooms away.
by ladonna daniels September 29, 2025
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Vagantic

Adj. Something relating to or appearing similar to a vagina.
The cavity in that rock looks very vagantic
by RFDeadKey October 6, 2025
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rotting vagina syndrome

1. What happens to a woman after a heshe nicknamed cai'us has slept with her.

2. When the walls of slough off due to extensive rot.
"Did you hear cai'us killed another woman by giving her rotting vagina syndrome? So sad"
by Veriel September 18, 2013
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Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.
Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."
by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013
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gummy vagina

A vagina that has not been used in or over three years.
Dude, you're mom has a gummy vagina.
by RAINBOW WARRIOR November 2, 2014
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grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed
We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.
by Samig April 10, 2015
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allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe
todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"
by pseudoef April 27, 2015
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