Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."
by Greatpickle December 04, 2014
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top 10 anime

is a term often used to describe something that happened in a show or other forums that is considered DANK and is often used as a parody of the youtube channel WatchMojo.com. the funny part is that it usually has nothing to do with actual anime and for some odd reason, the show that is mostly brought up is Cory in the hous
commenter: top 10 anime battles

the video is about Sanic fighting Shrek
by baconpizzaisdank November 27, 2017
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frosty top

an old person. the “frost” referring to their grey hair on top of their head.
“these frosty tops walk so slow!”
by Iwearsockstosleep April 05, 2022
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Frosty top

The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.
Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.
by Extremesatan May 22, 2020
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Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.
"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.
by RaiderRash09 June 30, 2011
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Hot Top

A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.
George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?

Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive
by OlReliable October 14, 2022
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Cheesy Top

when you're with a girl at a Chucky Cheese and she gives you head while she's eating pizza
"I was on a date with this hot chick and she gave me Cheesy Top out of nowhere."
by XD_Humanoid February 08, 2021
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