The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016
Get the ho-pairmug. “hand me my longsword ho!”
by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022
Get the Longsword Homug. mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009
Get the john doe homug. by Gweedz August 4, 2022
Get the ho rollmug. 
Get the SKÖL Homug. Someone who comes from a troubled past, maybe burned some bridges with significant others,yet manages to stay and live in a monogamous relationship with a loved one.
I couldn’t imagine that the bully ho would still be with that girl, after all the grief he caused her.
by TimoteoRy January 30, 2021
Get the Bully Homug. Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.
"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"
by Justanobody714 January 18, 2017
Get the Ho Hum Mother Fuckermug.