Cleveland clacker

When 2 guys clack their balls together.

2 guy got together and performed the cleveland clacker.

by Drift shits March 29, 2025

get cracked

To have successfully had sex.

I got cracked last night so everything in the store is 25% off with coupon code GET CRACKED.

by scott_tamale September 22, 2025

barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks

bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked”

by princessvodka November 12, 2025

Hog cranker

The person who catches the most hog fish

That boy Andrew a hog cranker

by Hogcranker33 December 15, 2025

Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.

A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".

by ajgibbs June 21, 2009

missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020