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Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.
Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.
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New York Boston cream

A sexual act of railing a woman in the ass until you cum and proceeding to smear her own feces on the top of her ass.
Guy#1: Yo you have some brown stuff on your face dude.
Guy#2: Yea lol guess I missed a sport... I just made a "New York Boston cream"

Indiana Chocolate Ice Cream

The act of someone putting ice cubes or molded ice into their partners anus, after engaging in the act of consuming large amounts of high spice foods then defecating.
Me and my partner did the tried Indiana Chocolate Ice Cream

The Philly Chocolate Ice Cream

A sex act where a man shits in a woman’s anal cavity, puts heavy whipping cream in it, and proceeds to penetrate the woman until it’s a creamy blend of feces and blood. Then jerks off until he ejaculates in the blend. Then, the eat it out of the woman’s anus. Sometimes people put sprinkles on it too.
man hey wanna do The Philly Chocolate Ice cream?

woman fuck no

Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.
You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.
Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.