A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.
Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.
The act of someone putting ice cubes or molded ice into their partners anus, after engaging in the act of consuming large amounts of highspice foods then defecating.
A sex act where a man shits in a woman’s anal cavity, puts heavy whipping cream in it, and proceeds to penetrate the woman until it’s a creamy blend of feces and blood. Then jerks off until he ejaculates in the blend. Then, the eat it out of the woman’s anus. Sometimes people put sprinkles on it too.
A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.
You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice creamgreen? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".