Joyce Block

When you start getting real nerdy on a subject and start freaking about talking about it

yo bro calm down on those biology books your pullin a joyce block

by Ronald Champ January 1, 2012

clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.

Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block

by BBMessy January 1, 2012

Queue Blocker

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.

My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.

by TardBarglar January 1, 2012

Request Block

(v) the act of getting a message on FireFox, Safari, Google Chrome or any other internet source on the shitty Macbooks that the School District decided to hand out that will re-occur until refreshed enough times, quit the application enough times, or restarting your laptop.

Student: FUCK, i am getting request blocked.

by -JBuch22- January 1, 2012

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"

"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"

by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012

Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012

pedo-block

blocking the creepiness of a guy towards a friend's little sister who is five years younger than him

This crazy guy was creeping on Nina's sister last night, I pedo-blocked that so hard.

by getoutofhere April 11, 2012