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Potato

A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.
Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!
by ‘,;D June 16, 2021
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potatoes

potatoes eats potato
by oliv oil April 26, 2021
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Potato

1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.
1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry.
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"
by :○) June 12, 2022
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potato brigade

When you and each of your friends orders fries at a restaurant and combine them all together to make one giant pile of fries.
Dude, we need to go to McDonalds and have a potato brigade!
by Daggur111 May 13, 2016
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Potato

A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.
Potatoes are totally ran mannnnnn
by Potato man18726 January 5, 2021
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Potato Chip

When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.
Guy: Dude, my girl has some sick potato chips!
Guy 2: What the fuck?!
by Fuck da Ducks March 8, 2017
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