Red eye

two shots of espresso topped off with coffee

<blahville> ok it is going to be a long work night tonight..

<blahville> I just made blah's famous "red eye", two shots of espresso topped off with coffee

by Hugin_UD March 25, 2011

Red eye

Red eye is another word for the female vulva, or vagina

Red eye patrol, as the Devo song; vagina

by David November 21, 2004

Brown Eye Jedi

One that is a master in the Anal Arts.

Joe is always getting women to let him in the back door. He must be some kind of Brown Eye Jedi or something.

by Lt. Short Bus April 14, 2010

Brown Eye of the Storm

When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.

I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.

by winniebegoandthedego September 7, 2010

One Eye Bass

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

by Alan Chan September 11, 2008

eye contact uncertainty

what happens when you are not sure if someone is making, or is trying to make eye contact with you. generally occurs in crowded places over a distance.

is that hot guy way over there smiling at me? i am plagued with eye contact uncertainty.. D:

by Corvis. April 15, 2008

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010