Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.

“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”

by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018

Pocket-Cat

the act of gooning through a hole in your pants pocket while talking to someone

"hey man do you mind if i pocket-cat right now? your lookin' mega cheeked up"
"sure dude, im pocket-catting right now!"

by Cospinsane April 2, 2025

Canadian Polly Pocket

When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk

Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"

by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023

pocket pie

The sexual act where two men are together and one man ejaculates into the other man's pocket

George and Jerry were horny and hungry and they decided to make a pocket pie

by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022

sandy hot pocket

When you see a super loose slutty girl on a beach and her pussy lips are hanging out so far you can see them. You dip your toe in the sand and shove it up her pussy

Some thot over there lips were hanging out so I gave her the sandy hot pocket

by Señor Epstein February 4, 2021

pocket pum pum

Pocket pum pum is when a boy wants a girls pum pum b ut can't have the girls pum pum so he takes the girls pum pum and saves her pum pum for later until her pum pum is available for him.

Damn I want sherika pocket pum pum

by POCKET PUM PUM December 8, 2021

Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

by peruvian lover August 5, 2022