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Pussy Maximus

The female version of a "sausage fest". A large gathering of females in one area.
Guy talking to friend: "Dude, did you see all the girls here? Its a pussy maximus!"
Pussy Maximus by swimmer14 July 15, 2009

pussy motivation 

When someone keeps going out because they keep getting laid and they know they shouldn't be going out anymore but they have this motivation.

Or

Someone stops going out because they think they have grown out of it. But really they are not getting action so they don't see the point of going out anymore. This person does not have motivation. This person needs pussy motivation to get him back on the prowl.
"I cant handle going out anymore."
"What? Its because you don't have pussy motivation."
pussy motivation by dman0523 October 20, 2009

Pussy clouds 

Term used to define where most guys' heads are about 99.9% of the time.
Dude 1: "Man, I just can't stop thinking about that chick..."
Dude 2: "Just get your head out the pussy clouds man, and just relex"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: "It's relax with some sex! It's called relex!"
Dude 1: "Ok, so get my head out of the pussy clouds by having sex? Alright... I'm just going to walk over this way now..."
Pussy clouds by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Pussy Face Rat Face

Someone that you can tell is a pussy just by looking at their face and they also tend to look like a rat.
Ex: Buck teeth and rat features.

Person 1: Hey man, Colton is such a pussy face rat face!

Person 2: Yeah, I know he looks like a pussy and a rat.

pussy-trolling 

The act where a woman willfully, deliberately, and consensually entices or perpetrates sexual intercourse while employing an anti-rape device such as a vaginal dentata or Rape-axe condom, in order to harm, injure or punish the penetratee.
Woman: "I'm so hot... stick it in me now!"
Man: "Oh yeah *thrust* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
later
Woman to friend: "I just finished pussy-trolling that jerk Bob. His cock was totally in shreds."
pussy-trolling by null2 June 22, 2010

pussy stealer 

a man/women who is involved in lots of sexual activities.
jack is a harsh pussy stealer.
pussy stealer by sk16593 October 20, 2010