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Smash potatoes

by anonymous November 7, 2020
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Potato Masher

First World War slang for an anti-tank grenade, because it looks like a potato masher.
A: do you have a potato masher?
B: this *gives anti-tank grenade to A*
A: WTF dude do you want to kill me?!
B: You were the one who said you needed a potato masher.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
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Potato Gobbler

Potato Gobbler refers to a sexual act in which on participant defecates in the other participants mouth and they bite, chew and frankly gobbles down that turd
Honey, can I be a Potato Gobbler tonight

No honey, It comes out as brown slush these days
by PoopyHeadMan December 7, 2020
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Hot Potato

This term is used to describe someone who has 'verbal diarrhea', speaks fast without breaks, and usually has speech that is discombobulated, hard to understand, or difficult to hear;

Someone who is speaking so fast, as if they have a hot potato in their mouth that they are trying to cool down;

When a person sounds like they have a hot potato in their mouth;

When a person is trying to talk with their mouth full, but there is nothing in their mouth;

It sounds like gibberish speech.
That person is hot-potatoing...

"Stop hot-potatoing!"

"You are hot-potatoing again!"

Why did you hot potato?

"Speak properly - I can't hear you with all that hot-potatoing..."
by Aamich March 18, 2024
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Potato

Asma (also know as Azma in Scotland) the beautiful friend of mine that acts like mama and loves pasta so much. She’s full of stress and the number one customer of vending machine. Having Asma is like having a sweet, loving and caring potato.
by Retaj, Sara and Dora January 19, 2020
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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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Snow Potato

A Snow Potato is another term for someone of Canadian descent, this term is used in a derogatory way. Also someone of the Canadian descent who goes full potato. Never go full potato.
by Realmsy May 7, 2017
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