brain stain

When a man nuts on your forehead.

Hey baby gimme a brain stain.

by AlecLEE41 July 30, 2022

MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Run in the brain

Some stupid word people say. It makes them feel cool.

"I always have airpods in it just run in the brain." "OMG your not cool man stfu"

by anonymous May 9, 2021

diarrhea of the brain

sloppy drunken state when you can not be serious even if the situation calls for it.

corn has diarrhea of the brain.

your so annoying its like you have diarrhea of the brain

by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013

Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015

Brain fart

When you forget something really important.

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟

by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016

Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023