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Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak
Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!

Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.

Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play
by anonymous December 16, 2023
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Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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Smoky Mountains

I went out with a guy last night and he totally gave me the Smoky mountains
by Herseyki$$e$ December 30, 2023
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10th Mountain Division

This place is full of maricones...check this link....thank god i retired....
10th Mountain Division is a place full of maricones!!!!

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by Jake LongCoq January 29, 2024
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slutty mountain man

slutty mountain man stands for a certain kind of style particularly seen in men and is essentially a positive description. It describes a mixture of baggy street style often combined with hats, Carhartt clothing pieces f.e., and pieces typically snowboarders would wear.
"Everyday I cry knowing that a carhartt jacket will never fit me the way it does a slutty mountain man."
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"
by ari1004 November 18, 2023
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hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
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Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain
by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024
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