Impulsitism

People that are a big fan of Impulse aka Bart Allen and have autism

I have Impulsitism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 26, 2025

Imposter

Yeah, you were doing what the imposter said but the fucking anti-theft is still going off now, isn't it? So, nothing the not-me is saying is going to matter and I am probably going to murder them and their family the second you bring them here.

Hym "Really? That is NOT the order I thought that was going to happen... Right? I was telling Brandon a while back that the speed at which the device becomes able to activate the anti-theft is contingent on the complexity of the language being used as the default setting. Because language merely alludes to the amorphous abstraction inside of your head. Therefore, the more complex the language, the faster the device should get to the abstraction beneath the text. So I thought it would be like Russia... China... And then... You know, other... But Russia, ISRAEL, and then, like, China 3 years later? Is Yiddish like a complicated language or something? They say Russian is the most complicated language and then Chinese but like... Yiddish? Really? And it must be using or imitating the function of Rollback netcode... Which would explain some of what's happening... I guess they are full of shit about their's being 100 times faster though. Cus that would bridge the language complexity gap... You would think. But seriously. Stop listening to the imposter. It's just going to keep rolling along until you do what I tell you to do and the imposter is likely contradicting me as a stalling tactic. It would be way easier to tell what is going on if the politicians weren't all impotent and lying non-stop and retarded... But they are all three. Yep. Ope 2 imposters. Both of them. And then the blue eyed blonde working with them to make it seem like they have more power than they actually do."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

Improve

I will not do it without getting the credit I deserve and being paid accordingly and if a single other than me gets more out of this than I do I will through my life and somebody's kid's directly in the fucking trash. I will not EVER do what these piece of shit are trying to get me to do.

Hym "I don't need to improve. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2025

Improvised E-mobility Device

A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been “tricked out” with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.

The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). They’ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just don’t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming life’s kicks to the groin.

by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025

IMPOSSIBLELLION

A number larger than every atom in the universe combined

The IMPOSSIBLELLION is more than every atoms in the universe

by Aza games January 5, 2026

cosmic import

(n.) The exaggerated value of an item or concept, especially from the perspective of others encountering a person's inflated ego. Many use the phrase derisively, belittling the concept and originator at once.

Frank's theory of mayonnaise elasticity, though labored over for years, resulted in no great cosmic import. Rather, he ended up in an est commune.

by ignor July 18, 2005

Vehicular Imprint

Having a vehicle with the same name ram you from behind

Jeff: Look at this, I had a Chevy HHR rear end the same goddamn vehicle that I have.
Mike: Heh, looks like you got a vehicular imprint stamped right on your ass.

by Jason Jadloski July 13, 2007