Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow April 10, 2016

Dick Mace

A noun. A flatulant gas release used to ward off homosexual tendencies near the anus.

Clayton tried to come at me after a few beers, so I had to use my dick mace to get his faggot ass away.

by SlipItInYoMommaSteve December 24, 2016

Dick Ice

Originating in Wales, dick ice is frozen water that has been dicked up. Also known as dicktified.

That girl Chloe has some Dick Ice.

Greg got a serious case of Dick Ice.

He's got dick ice in his fooking veins!

by ii Rav3n ii November 17, 2018

Dave-dick

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended

Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes

by EAG123 November 25, 2018

Dick Scoot

A mold usually made with a sand base, where someone takes their (usually flaccid) penis, and plows through it, leaving behind a dick imprint. These molds are usually sold as something else, such as a fossil.

I can't believe Kendall bought a dick scoot for 20 dollars!

by Mr.SidVicious November 26, 2018

De-dicked

When you RIP a mans dick off for pleasure. See "Alpha Blue"...

Dude, what did you do?
He said I had nice eyes, so I de-dicked him. He should have told me i had nice tits....

by 808-pride December 2, 2018

Dick tingles

The time after a precarious sexual situation, where the female might have questionable values. These feelings you get with every sensation from your member makes you concerned for it's well-being. Most commonly occurs after coitus without protection.

"Dude, I hooked up with that chick and didn't use a rubber. Now I have the dick tingles!"

by Voodoo Nasty December 7, 2018