Mauritian ice-cream

When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri

Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)

by John45! October 26, 2020

Ice-cream

A delicious, frozen and creamy dessert that people named Kobi enjoy a little too much.

"You hear what Kobi did to that ice-cream tub last week?"
"Yeah man, what a freak!"

by miheraenjoyer69 September 2, 2022

ice cream stick

It all goes melty when faced with hookers/Strippers.

Simon was in Vegas and it was looking good until the ice cream stick incident.

by FinanceFluffer June 26, 2016

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017

Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018

Cream Lips

Someone who doesn't want to share their real name, so they divert the attention to their creamy lips.

"They call me Cream Lips"

by Cream Lips September 1, 2018

Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.

Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.

by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021