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justin beefer

i dont know
you used to call me on your cell phone
Right back when you need my love call me on your cell phone
right Back when you need my love
I know when the hotline bling that can only meanone thing and I know when the hotline bling that can only mean one thing ever since I left the city you
i dont even know anymore 😀😆🤣😌😗🤨🤩😍😅🤪☺️😙🧐🤩😨😩🥶😠🤯🫡😈🤢🤢🤠👺💀🤑🤠🤒😈☠️✊✊🤲😾🦶👈🤙🫱🦾👅🫂👨👨👩👱 ♂️
im gonna justin beefer you
wtf does that mean
(baby by justin beiber starts playing)
AHHHHHHHHHH (eardrums explode cutely)
by pseudonym loll May 16, 2025
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Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.
Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!
by Smoisty June 17, 2025
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No Beef, Just Chicken

This is a phrase you use when someone asks if you got beef with them.

No beef, just chicken is a way to say you have no “beef” with someone, as a chicken is less than beef.
Them- “do you got beef with me or something??”
You- “no beef, just chicken
by Xoxdos June 25, 2025
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Montana beef

When a woman from Montana has extra juicy legs. Can also call her legs juicy bad boys or juicers.
Man that flight attendant has some certified USDA prime Montana Beef . I didn’t even know those juicers were legal around here.
by Sweaty-tits June 27, 2025
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Freezer Beef

Knocked up, no college degree, and single (typically a woman)
Don't look right now, but I think that freezer beef across the bar is checking you out.
by Slatorch July 4, 2025
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Humble Beef

humble beefs (noun)
Definition:

A mild or low-stakes dispute—petty drama that’s acknowledged with a wink, not a war. Usually involves light jabs, small disagreements, or playful rivalry where both sides keep it respectful. The “humble” part means the conflict is restrained, ironic, or self-aware.
Petty but Polite
A disagreement over trivial things, often couched in polite language.
Example: Arguing in the group chat about the “right” way to load the dishwasher, then ending with “lol all love.”

Friendly Fire
A rivalry between friends, often for comedic effect or inside-joke continuity.
Example: Trash-talking your friend’s favorite sports team while knowing they’ll roast you back.

Self-Deprecating Beef
When one party humorously picks a fight with themselves or admits their side is flawed.
Example: “I have humble beef with my own playlist for betraying me with a Nickelback track.”

Clout-Lite Drama
Internet spats staged for attention without actual malice—often subtle enough to fly under casual observers’ radar.
Example: Musicians throwing tiny shade at each other on Twitter so fans can “decode” it.

Petty Justice
Standing up for a principle in a way that’s obviously disproportionate to the stakes, but still kind of admirable.
Example: Leaving a Yelp review just to correct the spelling of “martini” on the menu.
by MatthewDonovan August 8, 2025
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Roast Beef

Logan’s dream of fucking Mia and her roast beef
Logan: “I had a dream last night I was fucking Mia’s Roast Beef”
by bobby124912039804 September 8, 2025
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