monsters ball

A nightclub full of ugly people and social misfits.

Man lets blow this place. It aint nothing but the Monster's Ball up in this joint

by jc peters March 4, 2005

balls on chin

A phrase to express major disappointment or being owned or making a glaring error.

The phrase is often accompanied by a gesture simulating said balls.

A: <fucks up>
B: Balls on chin. <gesture>
A: Yes, balls on chin. <returns gesture>

by CellBlock September 16, 2004

ball buster

when job or project is very hard it's a ball buster

erecting that fence was a ball buster

by t-bone July 4, 2003

balls out

Old timey terminology: on steam engines, they had steel balls in there that resricted steam flow. When the conductor was ready to pick up speed, he'd yell "Balls out!", signaling the help to do just that, thereby letting them haul some ass.

"Balls out! We got to mow down those hobos!"

by Dutch Grosse September 29, 2003

Funk Ball

aka Funk Ball: A small white or whitish-yellow nugget found when massaging the tonsils. Able to be removed most effectively with a Q-tip. WARNING: Funk Balls may appear in groups. The stench emitted from Funk Balls is a combination of straight poop and vomit, only worse... much worse.

Quick, flush that funk ball before anyone gets a whiff of it.

by lil aim November 12, 2007

Ball shot

The tradition of women in Massachusetts of shaping their man's ball sack into a small, or large, cup then drinking a shot of taquila out of it. It is enjoyed by Massachusetts women annually on Patriots Day.

Barack Obama and Ben Afflack were witnessed doing multiple ball shots at the bar last night.

by Clam McBagfish May 8, 2009

Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.

Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007