Black Potato

Clicking their ads like it’s cardio, hoping the business dies before you do.

“Foo thought Google hated him and business is done… guess who was playing Black Potato.”

by ottaBen December 15, 2025

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Black potato

Black potato is a marketing term that refers to the illegal practice of targeting a rival business's paid ads for the purpose of driving up that company's ad spend budget without an ROI in the hopes of bankrupting the rival company.

by Nebbies December 17, 2025

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Road Potatoes

When the girl riding with you puts your whole ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Jane and I went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home

by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

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Road Potatoes

When a girl riding with you performs oral sex by placing your entire ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Me and Jill went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home!

by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

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Irish Potato Famine

A famine that occurred in then English-controlled Ireland from the years 1845-1849. It resulted from a catastrophic food supply failure that approximately led to one million deaths, most commonly in the areas of County Kerry, County Cork, and County Limerick.

The Irish Potato Famine was catastrophic for my ancestors.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

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Potato cannon

When you’ve been holding on to farts for a while and you go to the toilet and the compressed gas causes a firm poo to shoot out with an almighty foonk.

Describe your last bowel movement in two words?

Potato cannon

by Deuce Bigaflow January 7, 2026

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